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October 27, 2008

A little humor 10.27.8

Rules for Men.
1. A man shall never sit down to pee.
2. If a man is eating nachos and they are all stuck together, it is considered one nacho.
3. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals
4. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "itís not their brand."
5. If it itches, it will be scratched.
6. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
7. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
8. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
9. If she complains about the toilet seat being up, complain about the toilet seat being down. You need it up.
10. If you let her do something she wants, she better do it topless.
11. Under no circumstances shall another man sit on your lap.
12. In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.
13. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.
14. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat.
15. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

October 24, 2008

One good one 10.24.8

One good anagram of HEARTSOME: What is it?

Halloween t minus 7 days 10.24.8

The coverage of eating contests that should make headlines rather than the winners. Dude eats too fast and dies is not the way to end up.

Cool photos.

One sentence.

Ice breakers.

Weed names.

Greek mythology.

Sumo paint.

Kwout.

Interviewing.

October 16, 2008

Update 10.16.8

Listening: Rodrigo y Gabriela "World" music on itunes.
Watching: The Life Before Her Eyes
Reading: Into Thin Air Finished. The Shaolin Way, Harvey Penick's Little Red Book, How to Break 90.
Thinking: How in the world do I make sense of an instruction manual for the proper DVD/HDTV ports if it is all in French?

The Sox suck. Rays can't possibly go to the World Series.

Phillies in the World Series 10.16.8

We are living in the Matrix. At 9:30 AM I shut off the tv after flipping between channels at a certain point in the Matrix movie. When I came home around 9:08 PM I turned on the tv at the EXACT same spot it left of in the movie. No I do not own a TIVO or DVR to stop the action. Just a little freaky. But I doubt that some big black dude or hot actress (Laurence Fishburne (Morpheus) or an above average looking Carrie-Anne Moss (Trinity)) is out there trying to find me.

Philly fans can celebrate, but I don't think they stand a chance against the AL, but I would like to see them finally win a championship. They are SO over due.

Have a better day.
Something to try out with the pumpkins.
National Geographic Xpeditions.
NOAA photos.

October 15, 2008

Tampa will lose 10.15.8

If you keep repeating it, it will happen.

Soft drink can generator.
Vegas deals.
Flash games.
Geography tests.

Hot Hot Hot 10.15.8

Not a place for human space exploration. I think they need to work on the naming of these planets though.

Off day in the market 10.15.8

Glass booth. Site to see where your political viewpoints align.
One thing to check out from home. Mighty Joe.
Math forum.
Simpson Avatar.
Popmatters.
Flowchart for procrastination.
Light bot game.

October 14, 2008

Some kind of cowboy slang 10.14.8

Not like we haven't seen this before (2004?). Some how this doesn't seem the same. Win 3 in a row in now or never time.

TOD: What do you wish would happen by the end of today?

Eyeball game.
Triathalon info.
For all of the Obama fans.
Quotes.
Dabbleboard.

Find the problem 10.14.8

Not sure how the Red Sox will respond getting destroyed yesterday, but the Rays seem more focused and are certainly hitting better than Ortiz, Elsbury, Vertik and the rest of the lineup.

Metro photo challenge.
Sound jay.
Growth of Walmart. Like a virus.
Armor 1917 game.
Cool photos.

October 13, 2008

Up Up and Away 10.13.8

Market sky rockets today.....most likey a HUGE sell off tomorrow. No big deal in today's stock market.

Run up the score much? 91-0. Not even close to the all time record.

Lifetime of pizza in 10 minutes 10.13.8

I would say in any given year or two, I can consume a fair amount, but 45 slices in 10 minutes? That is just sick. When do we draw the line and stop paying attention to these crazy ideas to gorge ourselves?

Run on Columbus day 10.13.8

Do Canadians eat turkey today?

Errors in excel.
Excel tips.
Word scrambles.
Being a creative.
Daily Mash.
Mind Matters.
Story planet.
Wheel of death.
Lessons from the market.

October 12, 2008

Avatar creation 10.12.8

My avatar.

October 10, 2008

Office romance at a new level 10.10.8

One way to go.

October 08, 2008

How low does it go 10.8.8

If a bird were to drop a load and hit you, how far from home would you have to be and not turn around to clean up? How late for work would you say is ok after that? Would you laugh at the person who got bombed?

Car buying tips.
One Look.
Programming proverbs.
Church sign generator.
Quiz's.

October 07, 2008

Sox Rays 10.7.8

Sox/Rays in the ALCS. After taking out the LA Angels of California of Anheim last night we get the AL East champions. Who saw this one coming? Phillies or Dodgers? Not sure either has the pitching to contend with whomever wins the AL.

Copy doodles.
Autodesk.
Anagrammer.
Extreme Earth photos.

October 06, 2008

Last second NFL madness 10.6.8

I give up trying to pick the games this year. Nothing makes sense in the NFL now.

Skills to know.
Isms.
Living deliberately.
Beginners mind.
Carnival.
New business tips.
Blog directory.

October 04, 2008

Roger that good buddy 10.4.8

Somerville Road race 5k results. Not the fastest time for me, but decent considering the lack of training runs.

At the starting line they had a banner for Fireworks not to far from my house in Assembly Square. Too bad I went a mile in the wrong direction along the Mystic river. I still saw 90% of the show so it was cool to have the 4th celebration in October.

October 02, 2008

Future Humor Consultant 10.2.8

Just a thought:

On the elevator, coming back from lunch, the captive audience had a display about companies hiring humor consultants. I don't think they thought it through about trying to improve morale when some employees might just think the fired employee would be a funnier person. Bring them back so then can get the job done and be entertaining.

Checking out the Youtube of SNL and Sarah Palin. Pretty good impression when looking at the Katie Couric video also.

Create motiviational poster.
Connector game.
Greek words.
Project management.
Let the debates get going.