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Rules for Men.
1. A man shall never sit down to pee.
2. If a man is eating nachos and they are all stuck together, it is considered one nacho.
3. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals
4. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."
5. If it itches, it will be scratched.
6. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
7. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
8. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
9. If she complains about the toilet seat being up, complain about the toilet seat being down. You need it up.
10. If you let her do something she wants, she better do it topless.
11. Under no circumstances shall another man sit on your lap.
12. In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.
13. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.
14. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat.
15. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.