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September 24, 2006

Weekend Update 9.24.6

One of those typical lazy weekends. Watch some football, read, relax, watch some more football, etc.

Good thing the Packers won. Tough to see them start 0-3 against opponents they should beat. Sure Chicago and New Orleans are 5-0, but they should win some at home.

Words of advice......If you want something bad enough, you'll do it mo matter what else you're engaged in.

Life is relationships.

September 13, 2006

No good cards

No good cards for the past couple of games. Tough to see the APL shut things down. Only two weeks left to......not really get any more points since the MVC are no longer. For some poor jokes....How to make a woman happy.

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

September 08, 2006

MU 06-07 Schedule 9.8.6

Upcoming Marquette basketball games.

DAY DATE OPPONENT LOCATION TIME/RESULT
NOVEMBER
Sun. 5 CARDINAL STRITCH (EXH.) BRADLEY CENTER 7 p.m.
Fri. 10 HILLSDALE COLLEGE BRADLEY CENTER 7:30 p.m.
Mon 13 IDAHO STATE (CBE Classic) BRADLEY CENTER 7 p.m.
Tue. 14 CBE Classic BRADLEY CENTER TBA
Sat. 18 EASTERN MICHIGAN BRADLEY CENTER 1 p.m.
Mon. 20 CBE Classic Seminfinals Kansas City, Mo. TBA
Tue. 21 CBE Classic Consolation/Championship games Kansas City, Mo. TBA
Mon. 27 at Valparaiso Valparaiso, Ind. 7 p.m.
DECEMBER
Fri. 1 NORTHWESTERN STATE (Blue & Gold Classic) BRADLEY CENTER TBA
Sat. 2 Blue & Gold Classic BRADLEY CENTER TBA
Tue. 5 DELAWARE STATE BRADLEY CENTER 7 p.m.
Sat. 9 WISCONSIN (ESPN) BRADLEY CENTER 1 p.m.
Sat.. 16 UMBC BRADLEY CENTER 1 p.m.
Tue. 19 OAKLAND BRADLEY CENTER 7 p.m.
Fri. 22 MORGAN STATE BRADLEY CENTER 7 p.m.
Sat. 30 SAVANNAH STATE BRADLEY CENTER 7:30 p.m.
JANUARY
Thu. 4 at Providence Providence, R.I. TBA
Sun.. 7 SYRACUSE BRADLEY CENTER TBA
Wed. 10 at Connecticut Storrs, Conn. TBA
Sat. 13 WEST VIRGINIA (ESPN) BRADLEY CENTER 11 a.m.
Mon.. 15 at Louisville (ESPN) Louisville, Ky. 6 p.m.
Sun. 21 at Pittsburgh (ESPN) Pittsburgh 2 p.m.
Wed. 24 SETON HALL BRADLEY CENTER TBA
Sun. 28 at South Florida Tampa, Fla. TBA
FEBRUARY
Sat. 3 PROVIDENCE BRADLEY CENTER TBA
Wed 7 RUTGERS BRADLEY CENTER TBA
Sat. 10 at Georgetown (ESPN) Washington, D.C. 11 a.m.
Wed. 14 at DePaul Chicago TBA
Sat. 17 LOUISVILLE (ESPNU) BRADLEY CENTER 8 p.m.
Mon.. 19 VILLANOVA (ESPN) BRADLEY CENTER 6 p.m.
Sat. 24 at Notre Dame (ABC) South Bend, Ind. 2:30 p.m.
MARCH
Sat. 3 PITTSBURGH (ESPN) BRADLEY CENTER 8 p.m.
Wed.-Sat.. 7-10 Big East Tournament New York TBA

Man Law Update 9.8.6

The Laws of Men

Man Law - Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
Man Laww - Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
Man Law - Is crushing an empty beer can on your forehead acceptable?
No, modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.
Man Law - A weak handshake is punishble by maximum hand crushing force possible at said time.
Man Law - To be able date your best friend's ex-girlfriend? Only after six months, they say - and only if she's drop-dead gorgeous.
Man Law - Anything that could make you for any reason look like a crazy person....is not cool...it's just not.
Man Law - Man shall not pass up a night out with the guys for a candle party with girlfriend...
Man Law - Fishing is the new King Of Sports, because anything that has food and beer is alright with me.
Man Law - A man in a taxi is the ONLY time a man shall be in a yellow car.
Man Law - A man's pets shall naver wear clothes.
Man Law - Man should be excited about fall because of football season...not because it 'opens things up in the wardrobe'.
Man Law - The tippie roll shall always be the in the over-hand postion.
Man Law - If a Man has a car that can 'lay rubber' he is obligated to do so from time to time.
Man Law - Men must get tans by 'accident' never credit card.
Man Law - If a man is carring a ice chest that exceeds 20 lbs, he is entitled to the first beer.
Man Law - No man shall aplly sunblock to another man's back; the man will just take the burn.

Wedding Rules 9.8.6

Some rules for those who are married.

1. Your world is getting bigger today, not smaller! More history, more friends, more possibilities. Marriage is not the end of the search, it’s the beginning of all the searches that are more fun to do together.

2. Be the guardians of each other’s solitudes. Not only do you need to give each other space, you need to make each other space.

3. No difficult conversations after 10pm. Not only is it harder to solve problems when you’re tired, but at least half the time being tired is the problem.

4. The Dutch principle of Total Soccer means that any player can attack when there is an opportunity, and any player can defend when there is a need. In Total Marriage you only have two players, so this is even more important. Both of you should be able to do everything your team needs. You’ll have your preferences and strengths and habits, but if one of you goes down, the other one has to be able to cover.

5. Wedding rings don’t really come with magic powers. You will learn how to take care of each other one insight at a time. And even when you’re not sure how, show up and you’ll think of something.

6. Headphones; separate closets.

7. If you aren’t already the world’s leading experts on each other, you will be soon. It is thus your responsibility to be not only the world’s biggest fans of each other’s best qualities, but also the world’s staunchest fans of each other’s weaknesses and flaws.

8. Get pets. By far the easiest way to remember that you have to feed your shared life together is if part of it comes and stomps on you every morning.

9. No ultimatums. Ever.

10. Travel. Surprise and challenge yourselves. It’s easier to have a world together if you have a world to compare it to, and part of the fun of getting to know each other is putting yourselves, together, in positions where neither of you know what you’re going to do yourself.

11. Committing yourselves to one another is one of the most mature, responsible, focused decisions you can make. Balance it out by being immature, irresponsible and playful together as often as possible.

12. When people, especially your relatives, offer you long lists of marriage advice, just smile politely and nod until they finally shut up.

September 06, 2006

Time For Sale 9 6 6

Anyone have seven hours for sell? With that type of requests with non-performing computers and "test regions" you would think you would try and come up with better solutions rather than asking for things you know you can't get.