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Would you rather:
have so much money, you never have to worry about it again OR be indestructible? So much money that I didn't have to worry about it.
have one of your hands replaced with a ninja sword OR your eye replaced with a laser gun? I'll take the ninja sword hand.
have plastic hair OR wood fingernails? Wood fingernails.
be able to hold your breath for 2 hours at a time OR never have to sleep? Never have to sleep. Getting tired and having to try to wake up would be elimintated.
be stuck beside somebody with horrible body odor on a crowded subway car for 10 stops OR against someone with an obvious erection on a long elevator ride? I'll take the eleveator ride. I've had enough of the T-Rides in the summer to last my lifetime and yet I still have to take the T to work.
find out your parents kidnapped you when you were a baby and raised you as their own OR find out you had a twin that died at birth that they never told you about? I'll take the twin at birth I never knew.
find out now that you will die exactly on your 70th birthday OR never know? Never know.
have regular encounters with aliens and not have any proof OR have your best friend be invisible? Regular alien encounters. No one would think my friend real, but others still function alright thinking they saw aliens.