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Would you?

Would you rather:
wear underwear made out of fur OR bubblegum? Bubblegum. A little sticky but tasty.

have a complete stranger walk up and french kiss you OR get licked on your naked butt by a strange dog? A complete female stranger walk up and french kiss. No dog needs to go licking my naked but.
put curry on everything you eat OR touch everything to your chin before putting it in your mouth? I don't think curry can be that bad, but missing the mouth is just plain too odd a choice.
make a funny face and have it stay that way OR lie and have your pants light on fire? Funny face getting stuck. No need to burn every pair of pants.