Seen on the liscence plate of the Mini Copper: NOSUV.
Comedy central stand up: Airline searches. Leave the dude trying to hijack the plane with tweezers to me, you take care of the knives and guns. In all seriousness, if you plan on hijacking a plane with tweezers I'm going to whoop your @ss. As for how to prevent further hijackings: Profiling. Blacks don't hijack planes, they can't sell them. But if you hear a ticking, start with Abdul.
Posted by Brent at July 9, 2005 08:28 PM