Humerous questions for the dating scene.
The Dobbs Dating Litmus Test
1. What's the compliment you get paid most often that you don't actually agree with? What about insult?
2. Cake or Pie?
3. Fill in the blank: The best record label in the world is ______ !
4. When's the last time you a) bust a gut laughing b) wept, and why?
5. What's your poison?
6. Would you describe yourself as a punctual person?
7. In what ways, if any, are you a geek?
8. Do you believe in ghosts? If so, can you give me an example from your own life which validates your answer or are you just hedging your bets?
9. The most embarassing joke/con/prank/whatever that you've ever fallen for.
10. Fill in the blank: _____ is for cowards!
11. Favorite and least favorite aspect of yourself (either physical or mental)?
12. Under what circumstances could you see yourself falliing for a guy with a tattoo of a hot dog on his ass, complete with squiggly lines to represent steam?
13. What's your favorite kind of cheese?
14. Do you like or dislike it when your parents like your boy/girlfriend?
15. Which book have you read the most times? Which movie have you seen the most?
16. Can you do a cartwheel?
17. When was the last time you walked barefoot, not on a beach?
18. When looking for a new apartment, which is most important: closet space, water pressure, tub AND shower, cool area, size. Pick two.
19. Have you ever been compelled to tell a stranger (not in a bar) what you think of them?
20. What's something you refuse to put in your mouth