February 17, 2004

Top Coffee Reasons

For those hard core coffee drinkers.

7. You find yourself sneezing Folger's Crystals.
6. Juan Valdez starts sending you hand-written Thank You notes.
5. You eat garlic to overcome coffee breath.
4. Your dentist upgrades to a belt sander.
3. Alvin & the Chipmunks start to sound like Barry White.
2. Auctioneers begin to make sense.

And the number 1 Sign You've Had Too Much Coffee...

1. YYoouu ssttaarrtt ttyyppiinng lliikkee tthhiiss..

Found surfing the net.

Posted by Brent at February 17, 2004 12:56 PM
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